Pippin (BC, Canada) was very upset today, because his humans ate dinner early. Despite his protests, apparently this does not mean that he also gets dinner early.
Dinner Injustice

Pippin (BC, Canada) was very upset today, because his humans ate dinner early. Despite his protests, apparently this does not mean that he also gets dinner early.
Oscar (Berkshire, UK) has trained his Grand-human. When Oscar wants to play, he scratches the sofa so Grand-human knows to wave his hand around wildly near Oscar and shout "get off the sofa" so Oscar can bite and ninja attack the hand.