Repairs were underway, and the human clearly needed a technical mind to help. Smokey (Berkshire, UK) was luckily at hand to lend a paw.

Axl (Alberta, Canada) has a new friend on his floor in the condo building. Her name is Franky and every time she comes over for a play date, she hisses at Axl. her human calls her naughty and she seems more interested in treats than Axl. Today Axl is snoring in his bed while she hangs out… just another Caturday with Axl... and Franky!!

Pippin (BC, Canada) has decided he needs to take up as much room as possible on the sofa. He is extremely talented at being long, so he is remarkably successful at this task.

The humans were taking a poll on some possible changes to the house, and of course, they wanted to know Voltaire's (Saskatchewan, Canada) opinion too. It seems that not only does he not have an opinion, he also possibly doesn't have a single thought in his head right now either.

Cat News has received credible reports from Toby (Florida, USA) that the humans have all been very excited about a big bright thing in the sky. He saw it himself, he watched it through the screen door from the back of the blue cloth couch.

The humans will need to find alternative seating, Lydia (Greater London, UK) is still using the chairs at the dinner table. She might move, but only if her dinner is moved forward to this time too.

Bumble's humans (Buckinghamshire UK) were surprised to find the TV on when coming down in the morning until they noticed Bumble standing on the remote control. She obviously needed some entertainment while they slept.

Today has been a day of rest, Spike (PEI, Canada) has made sure he took the time to nap almost constantly. Except of course at food time, he has been wide awake at food time.

Completely unprompted, Cookie (Ontario, Canada) has taken up the new sport of trying to break her human's phone. Eventually the human will slip up, and won't be around to rescue it. Cookie is just waiting for the perfect opportunity.

It has been a very tumultuous time. Linus (Thuringia, Germany) discovered an interloper and had to take a stand. He bravely defended his home and his human, completely defeating the dead moth that had so rudely fallen on his floor.

Human has discovered a mysterious plant eater in the house. She’s not yet discovered the culprit but noticed some paw prints in the soil and moved the plant to a higher spot. She may have a suspect, but due to Olive’s (Earth) innocence plea of meows and longing eyes, she’s decided to overlook the matter. There’s still the case of the mysterious couch shredding, but the same suspect has eluded capture. The case continues.

Poppy (New England, USA) was recently put on a diet by her vet and is unhappy about it. So unhappy, in fact, that she broke an expensive piece of pottery by climbing to new heights in her hunt for more food. She's lucky she is loved regardless.

Nira (Québec, Canada) has been getting underfoot in the kitchen. She can smell bacon, so it is pretty clear to her that this is the room she needs to be in... just in case.

Gwen (New York State, USA) is trying to supervise her human as they study. Unfortunately it is so boring that she can barely keep her eyes open.

There weren't any toys handy for the human to throw for Beatrice (Québec, Canada) to chase. They had to improvise with random pieces of paper. Luckily, she loved them!

It has been a while since there was a smashing incident in the house, however Pippin (BC, Canada) has suddenly remembered that this is an option. Unfortunately, the humans weren't around to see it, so he had to stand around until they were ready to come and give him an entertaining reaction.

Xena (Canada) is helping with the filing, and she knows her human is very grateful for her diligent assistance.

Gala (Alberta, Canada) has been sleeping in their human's green office chair.

The humans have caught Voltaire (Saskatchewan, Canada) drinking for the glasses of water they put on the bedside table in case they are thirsty in the night. He doesn't really get why this is an issue. The humans are concerned about how long this has been going on.

Sammy (BC, Canada) was very happy to get his breakfast a whole hour early this weekend. His humans are clearly confused, but he wasn't going to correct them. Little does he know this may never happen again.