Completely unprompted, Cookie (Ontario, Canada) has taken up the new sport of trying to break her human's phone. Eventually the human will slip up, and won't be around to rescue it. Cookie is just waiting for the perfect opportunity.

It has been a very tumultuous time. Linus (Thuringia, Germany) discovered an interloper and had to take a stand. He bravely defended his home and his human, completely defeating the dead moth that had so rudely fallen on his floor.

Human has discovered a mysterious plant eater in the house. She’s not yet discovered the culprit but noticed some paw prints in the soil and moved the plant to a higher spot. She may have a suspect, but due to Olive’s (Earth) innocence plea of meows and longing eyes, she’s decided to overlook the matter. There’s still the case of the mysterious couch shredding, but the same suspect has eluded capture. The case continues.

Poppy (New England, USA) was recently put on a diet by her vet and is unhappy about it. So unhappy, in fact, that she broke an expensive piece of pottery by climbing to new heights in her hunt for more food. She's lucky she is loved regardless.

Nira (Québec, Canada) has been getting underfoot in the kitchen. She can smell bacon, so it is pretty clear to her that this is the room she needs to be in... just in case.

Gwen (New York State, USA) is trying to supervise her human as they study. Unfortunately it is so boring that she can barely keep her eyes open.

There weren't any toys handy for the human to throw for Beatrice (Québec, Canada) to chase. They had to improvise with random pieces of paper. Luckily, she loved them!

It has been a while since there was a smashing incident in the house, however Pippin (BC, Canada) has suddenly remembered that this is an option. Unfortunately, the humans weren't around to see it, so he had to stand around until they were ready to come and give him an entertaining reaction.

Xena (Canada) is helping with the filing, and she knows her human is very grateful for her diligent assistance.

Gala (Alberta, Canada) has been sleeping in their human's green office chair.

The humans have caught Voltaire (Saskatchewan, Canada) drinking for the glasses of water they put on the bedside table in case they are thirsty in the night. He doesn't really get why this is an issue. The humans are concerned about how long this has been going on.

Sammy (BC, Canada) was very happy to get his breakfast a whole hour early this weekend. His humans are clearly confused, but he wasn't going to correct them. Little does he know this may never happen again.

Spring is approaching, and bees are buzzing around the heather. Bonnie (West Sussex, UK) finds this fascinating.

Pippin (BC, Canada) does not know what all the fuss over him sitting on the remote is about. Sure, the movie jumped back to the start, but the humans should be paying attention to him anyway, not some silly film.

While he always walks around like he is up to no good, Bernard (Ontario, Canada) does not actually seem to have any malicious intent, probably. Maybe in his dreams. When he sleeps he is twisted, but not evil.

Epuni (Earth) keeps insisting on drinking her humans paint water. The human keeps telling her not to drink it but she doesn’t care. Why would it be in a pot if it wasn’t for her?

The human did not go to work one day recently, so Janey (Manitoba, Canada) got hang out with them. She happily took the chance to settle down on their slippers.

The humans wandered near to the food area, so Zac (Yorkshire, UK) took the opportunity to lick his empty food bowl meaningfully. They still didn't get it, humans can be so oblivious.

It rained, and Small Unit (California, USA) saw a worm moving on the patio's wet concrete. Her entire mental model of the world shattered, and she circled it like a lion while meowing very loudly for some time.

Good news from the Black Cat Ranch. Miss Mercy (California, USA) is gaining weight, after increasing her prednisone! On the other hand, she has started waking her human up for food at 3am. She went and stood on her human's shoulder, put her face close to their ear and meowed repeatedly. She’s very little, but, despite her size, she subsequently got mad at Seamonster and started battling with him to force him off the bed. Then everybody jumped off the bed. No respect for the food giver.