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A cartoon of a tabby and white Maine Coon cat sleeping happily next to a desk name plaque, which reads 'CEO Pippin'.

Cat News was created by Pippin (with a very small amount of help from his human assistants), so that the world may know of his glorious comings and goings. Since he is frequently napping, stories about cats from around the world are also published and celebrated. Pippin is five years old and lives in Coquitlam, British Columbia, Canada, among beautiful mountains that he mostly ignores because they are not edible.

Pippin feels that humans spend too much time doom-scrolling and not enough time paying attention to him. Cat News is a healthy compromise, where lots of cats can get attention, and humans get more important (and more fun) things to scroll through.

A cartoon of a tabby and white cat looking out a window at an angry-looking robin.

Making Frenemies

Pippin (BC, Canada) has somehow managed to make a friend, or rather a frenemy out of a local robin. Everyday for the last week its been flying back and forth, hitting the window with its wings until he comes to look, so it can tease him. Pippin loves it.
A cartoon of a tabby and white Maine Coon cat stretched out on its back.

Secured Space

Pippin (BC, Canada) has decided he needs to take up as much room as possible on the sofa. He is extremely talented at being long, so he is remarkably successful at this task.
A cartoon of a tabby and white Maine Coon cat sitting in front of a smashed mug.

Reaction Needed

It has been a while since there was a smashing incident in the house, however Pippin (BC, Canada) has suddenly remembered that this is an option. Unfortunately, the humans weren't around to see it, so he had to stand around until they were ready to come and give him an entertaining reaction.
A cartoon of a tabby and white Maine Coon cat sitting on a TV remote.

Rewind

Pippin (BC, Canada) does not know what all the fuss over him sitting on the remote is about. Sure, the movie jumped back to the start, but the humans should be paying attention to him anyway, not some silly film.
A cartoon of a very hopeful looking tabby and white cat.

Lies, lies, lies

Pippin (BC, Canada) very sweetly came and asked his human for snacks at lunchtime, sitting on their desk and patiently waiting for them to be ready to feed him. The plan was nearly perfect. Unfortunately humans can talk to each other, and the human was warned that he had already been fed.
A cartoon of a tabby and white Maine Coon cat falling off a snapped cat tower platform.

Clean Break

Not wasting any time, Pippin's (BC, Canada) first news of the year is that he leapt up onto his cat tower and immediately snapped the platform off. The humans have some work to do to ensure he can still look out of that window from a perch.
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