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A cartoon of a tabby and white Maine Coon cat sleeping happily next to a desk name plaque, which reads 'CEO Pippin'.

Cat News was created by Pippin (with a very small amount of help from his human assistants), so that the world may know of his glorious comings and goings. Since he is frequently napping, stories about cats from around the world are also published and celebrated. Pippin is five years old and lives in Coquitlam, British Columbia, Canada, among beautiful mountains that he mostly ignores because they are not edible.

Pippin feels that humans spend too much time doom-scrolling and not enough time paying attention to him. Cat News is a healthy compromise, where lots of cats can get attention, and humans get more important (and more fun) things to scroll through.

A cartoon of a very hopeful looking tabby and white cat.

Lies, lies, lies

Pippin (BC, Canada) very sweetly came and asked his human for snacks at lunchtime, sitting on their desk and patiently waiting for them to be ready to feed him. The plan was nearly perfect. Unfortunately humans can talk to each other, and the human was warned that he had already been fed.
A cartoon of a tabby and white Maine Coon cat falling off a snapped cat tower platform.

Clean Break

Not wasting any time, Pippin's (BC, Canada) first news of the year is that he leapt up onto his cat tower and immediately snapped the platform off. The humans have some work to do to ensure he can still look out of that window from a perch.
A cartoon of a tabby and white Maine Coon cat playing with the top of a cat water fountain.

Breaking It Down

Pippin (BC, Canada) discovered that his water fountain had not been put together exactly right after cleaning, so removed the top and chased it around until his humans discovered the problem.
A cartoon of a fluffy tabby and white cat, sparkling.

Christmas Sparkles

Pippin (BC, Canada) has taken a great interest in the Christmas tree decorations, and even managed to get one off to play with. This has had the effect of covering him with glitter, so his humans get to enjoy a very sparkly Pippin.
A cartoon of a fluffy tabby and white cat watching a tiny bug.

Gentle Viewing

Pippin (BC, Canada) is very excited to report that he found a bug in the house. He did nothing except watch it carefully, because he literally wouldn't hurt a fly (but he would hurt a person's feet).
A cartoon of a tabby and white cat with a paper bag on its head.

Double Check

Pippin (BC, Canada) was very interested to explore a doughnut bag, and managed to get it stuck on his head. He was quickly saved from this situation by his very amused humans, but then decided to stick his head back in a second time.
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