Cat News was created by Pippin (with a very small amount of help from his human assistants), so that the world may know of his glorious comings and goings. Since he is frequently napping, stories about cats from around the world are also published and celebrated. Pippin is five years old and lives in Coquitlam, British Columbia, Canada, among beautiful mountains that he mostly ignores because they are not edible.
Pippin feels that humans spend too much time doom-scrolling and not enough time paying attention to him. Cat News is a healthy compromise, where lots of cats can get attention, and humans get more important (and more fun) things to scroll through.
Jar Not Open
It turns out the large bang in the kitchen was Pippin (BC, Canada) knocking over his plastic jar of treats. Regretfully, it did not burst open. New plans are being drawn up.
Wrong end of the Stick
Pippin (BC, Canada) has decided his favourite part of his new toy is not the tassels on a string, but the handle at the end of the stick. It is made of delightfully chewy foam.
No Visitors
Today, Pippin (BC, Canada) ran through the house, over everyone in his way, racing to every window, to watch precisely nothing pass by.
Sneaky Celebrations
Pippin (BC, Canada) is two today! He climbed in the delivery boxes and opened his presents early while the humans were not watching.
Toy Not Lost
Pippin (BC, Canada) believes his toy is underneath the fridge. His toy is not under the fridge.