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The Pet is Mightier Than the Pen

Molly (Washington State, USA) would like to issue the following statement to her human: ‘I will sit on your essay, and you will pet me.’ Following up on this, Cat News can confirm the essay was about ‘boring human things’.

Who needs Rules?

A cartoon of an orange cat helpfully siting on the instructions next to a colourful board game.

On playing a new board game, Baloo (Auckland, New Zealand) helpfully sat on the instructions as a memory test for his humans. Many new rules were invented as a result.