Cat cultural topics
Eric (Buckinghamshire, UK) politely but loudly requests permission to enter his human’s bedroom, despite the door being ajar. He can then walk around it on his nightly prowl, and immediately leave once his human has acknowledged his presence.
Walter (New York, USA) recommends standing on a human’s chest and poking their face as an effective means of waking them up at 6am. This ensures there is no chance they can forget your breakfast.
Falafel (Ontario, Canada) has been giving his human tips on how to conduct Zoom calls. The camera is always best knocked onto the desk, and left showing a close up of Falafel’s feet.
It turns out the large bang in the kitchen was Pippin (BC, Canada) knocking over his plastic jar of treats. Regretfully, it did not burst open. New plans are being drawn up.
On noticing his human take a break from writing their novel, Oatcake (North Carolina, USA) has decided to offer them some help. Drawing on his literary expertise he added: “kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk…” for many pages.
Ravioli (California, USA) has claimed the office chair. Her human will have to kneel to use the computer instead.
Bruno (Bremen, Germany) reports that the best place in his house to sleep is on the fresh clean sheets, directly out of the dryer.
