Actual recent events
House panther Manny Halloween Cat (Pennsylvania, USA) was given the honor of being the Mayor of Hell for the day on 7/27/22. This particular Hell is located in Michigan, so Manny fulfilled his mayoral duties remotely from the east coast. He passed a ruling that, for that day, it was mandatory for cat owners to give their cats all-they-can-eat treats.
Happy International Cat Day from Cat News! We just want to show our appreciation and give our thanks to all the cats out there, and especially the cats who have sent in their stories (and their humans). We love reading them and drawing them. Have a wonderful day, even though, really, every day is cat day, because cats rule the world.
Oreo (Birmingham, UK) sometimes mischievous, always cute is pleased to report that he has been extremely good recently. He has managed to keep mischief to a minimum and has kept healthy boundaries with his humans. As long as he continues to get many extra treats, gifts and surprises, he thinks he will keep it up… for now.
This morning, Yogi (Buckinghamshire, UK) did not get breakfast. Instead he got bundled into a cat carrier and taken to the vet for a tooth removal. Seeing this, Bumble loudly demanded food from anyone even remotely near the kitchen lest she too miss out.
In a rare interview, Bowie (Pennsylvania, USA) announces, 'I came. I saw. I ekked'. Witnesses say the ekking was ekkcellent.
Newton (Oregon, USA) was surprised today to discover that he was, suddenly, awake. Obviously he loudly let everyone know.
Poppy (Alberta, Canada) is the hero today, for meowing by the door until her humans understood that ants had begun an invasion. She expects to be celebrated for the rest of her life.
Pippin (BC, Canada) is two today! He climbed in the delivery boxes and opened his presents early while the humans were not watching.
