Category: Current Affairs

We have heard word from our repawter at the North Pole: bad news! Santa's Cat has been forced to vacate their very warm and comfy spot on the back of a reindeer! Better news: Santa is confirmed to be on his way.

Noodles (New York, USA) is feeling much better after some tummy troubles early this week. She will not, however, be eating the tuna flavored cat food any time soon. Thankfully, new cans of chicken flavored cat food arrived today.

Tigger-Tiger (Massachusetts, USA) had to endure a visit from his vet for which his breakfast was laden with drugs. Blood was drawn after much poking and being unceremoniously wrapped in a towel despite his protests. Thankfully he escaped soon after the ordeal to his lovely perch by the back window where he curled up into a ball and covered his eyes with one paw. He is going to file a complaint with his human staff and expects extra treats and plentiful cuddles.

Ollie's (Ontario, Canada) cat sitter gave her lickable puree treats before bed while her human was away for a week. Now that he's back she has to meow reminders at him every night that this is the new routine.

Kw'atset te pús! Pippin (kwíkwetl'em) te skwixs tel pús. A'á íyómex.

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Tabby's (Earth) bubbler broke, but he doesn't know how to drink out of a bowl! Good thing it got replaced!

Somehow, there has now been three years of Cat News. Thank you for joining us on this journey and sharing all of the wonderful news about your cats. We are trying to make some updates to our website to make it easier to browse all the hundreds of stories we've reported on, but our CEO Pippin would rather we celebrate by giving him his lunch early. Two hours early preferably. Who knows where Cat News is going, but here's hoping Pippin never changes.

Pippin (BC, Canada) gets his humans all to himself today! Happy Canada Day, we hope all cats in Canada get some special attention too!

If you were wondering how things were going over here at Cat News, the main thing is that Pippin (BC, Canada) continues to wage war on any plant that the Cat News editor attempts to nurture.

This is just a gentle reminder from Cat News to take a break, and go and hang out with your cat for a bit! Especially those of you who might have been overdosing on the Human News lately (ok, I admit it, this is really a message for the Cat News Editor to themselves). Life is for spending with things that cause you joy, not just binging on horror.