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Warning: Humans have telekinesis!

TC (Buckinghamshire, UK) was merrily sleeping away on the arm of the sofa as his humans worked on the other side of the room. In a deep sleep TC was rudely awoken when they used their human telekinesis powers to push him of the sofa arm causing him to fall (he definitely did not fall in his sleep). A warning to cats out there: humans use their telekinesis powers to torment adorable sleeping cats.

Ditch the Dehydration

Nugget (Manitoba, Canada) is of the opinion that ditch-water is just as good, if not better than water from a cat bowl.

What is plant?

Teeth marks have been appearing on the houseplants. Newton (Oregon, USA) denies biting them, seeing them or knowing what a plant is.