Maisy (Cambridgeshire, UK) has been caught running a secret storage facility under her owner’s TV unit. A recent "raid" using a long stick revealed the extent of her collection, uncovering a stash of toy mice, vintage sweet wrappers, and assorted household trinkets she’s been diligently stowing away. While the owner was surprised by the sheer volume of the collection, Maisy appears to be monitoring the recovery efforts closely. Authorities (the owner) suggest that while the "goldmine" has been cleared, the local feline shows no signs of ending her hoarding career.
Bonnie (West Sussex, UK) has disguised herself as a curtain. The pigeons will never suspect a thing! Once they let their guard down, all she has to do is work out how to open the door.
Harvey (Cheshire, UK) wishes everyone a Happy New Year! Also, it is important that people know, he once caught a bat.
Lydia (Greater London, UK) does not know what a year is, or care. She does know that her humans stayed up far too late, and she was judging them for it... harshly.
Whatever the humans were eating, it smelled like fish, and Rom (Cambridgeshire, UK) was very certain he would like some. He decided to loudly let his humans know this for as long as he could still smell it (which was quite some time).
Zac (Yorkshire, UK) has been training very hard. He is looking to fill the goalkeeper position if GB ever stands up a National Cat Football Team.
Doug (Somerset, UK) is, in theory, a very camouflaged cat, especially at night. Unfortunately his humans think this may have made him somewhat complacent, and his recent hiding places have not been very thought through. Hiding under a cushion is not quite enough to disappear.
The Christmas cards must be written, and predictably, Fae (Greater London, UK) is extremely invested in making the process something of an obstacle course. Cat News has received no information about whether the task was completed.
Steely (West Sussex, UK) thinks it is very important for everyone to know he is a lion. He proves this by posing magnificently on the arm of the sofa.
Bonnie (West Sussex, UK) would like to remind all cats out there to make sure your human's hands are clean when they gives you treats. Lick them thoroughly to remove any crumbs.
