Tag: TC

TC (Buckinghamshire, UK) reports that since his failed attempt to teach hunting skills to the miniature humans, he has tried a dissection lesson instead. This time he provided a fully dead squirrel and placed it in front of his food bowl, where he proceeded to show the inner workings to the miniature humans. This did seem to rouse more interest and less screaming. Sadly, despite this, the miniature humans’ hunting skills have yet to improve.

TC (Buckinghamshire, UK) was merrily sleeping away on the arm of the sofa as his humans worked on the other side of the room. In a deep sleep TC was rudely awoken when they used their human telekinesis powers to push him of the sofa arm causing him to fall (he definitely did not fall in his sleep). A warning to cats out there: humans use their telekinesis powers to torment adorable sleeping cats.

TC (Buckinghamshire, UK) recently provided a half dead squirrel as a gift offering to his miniature humans to practice their kitten hurting skills. The results were mixed. There was a lot of screaming from taller humans. Next time dead squirrels will be provided.