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No one knows exactly what Voltaire (Saskatchewan, Canada) was trying to achieve, but what he has achieved is a paper bag on his head - an excellent trophy from his continuing quest to stick his head everywhere.

Cassiel (Ontario, Canada) isn't nearly as proper as his hānai brother Terciel, and seems to think that sitting on the stairs and STARING through the bannister will cause the goat roti to levitate into his mouth.

Cookie (Ontario, Canada) seemed surprised and flustered when her human came home the other day. It wasn’t her usual chirpy welcome back, which begs the question… what was she doing when she was on her own?

Whenever the human moves between rooms in the house, Terry (Cornwall, UK) races them. Terry is always faster.

Bonnie (West Sussex, UK) has made a rule. If her humans are having snacks, she should have snacks too.

Ollie (Ontario, Canada) reports that 2:30 AM is the appropriate time to clean her human's eyebrows. Why else would he be lying down with his eyes closed?

When Prince (Bristol, UK) went out the other day, he was not expecting to be struck by nature. A leaf came out of nowhere and hit him, so he had to rush back home as fast as possible.

The cupboard opens outwards, so it should be easy to get out if one were to need to exit it from within. Katie (Dublin, Ireland) however, is perfectly willing to wait and meow continuously until a human comes and rescues her. Someone else should do the hard work of opening doors for her.

If you were wondering how things were going over here at Cat News, the main thing is that Pippin (BC, Canada) continues to wage war on any plant that the Cat News editor attempts to nurture.

Axl (Alberta, Canada) has a new ‘friend’ or love interest next door. She’s a sphinx cat and is always up on the furniture of the neighbour’s balcony. He’ll stay out there for ages switching his tail and watching her. Chatting…