Category: Politics

Tess (Renfrewshire, Scotland) likes to be brushed, but only if she is free to groom her human at the same time. It must be a two way exchange.

Doug (Somerset, UK) does not intend to use the computer, but he also does not wish for his human to use it. He has made it very clear he will not be returning the mouse.

There are many blankets on the sofa, but Lydia (Greater London, UK) has decided to claim all of them. She is happily sitting dead centre in the middle.

Joy (Dublin, Ireland) had a meltdown. The vet said "slightly chonky." Joy heard "utterly, irrevocably, CHONKY." Post-vet, her human offered a big book as a peace offering, knowing it would please her. She sat on it, but with her back turned and ears in full aeroplane mode. Apparently, the road to feline recovery from such an insulting episode is a long one.

Dazzle (BC, Canada) was receiving too much love today. Every few minutes there were kisses and cuddles. She had no choice but to sleep in her cat carrier where no one could get close enough to love her.

Every day at noon an orange cat visits Mister Pickles (New York State, USA) and every day at noon, they must duel.

Magic (Michigan, USA) likes to sleep in the laundry basket. This is something her humans are having to learn to factor into their routines, because she does not like dirty laundry dumped on her head.

Despite his masterful rule over his kingdom, Mister Pickles (New York State, USA) was shocked to see his humans take down the seat of his power, his formidable box castle.

Bumble (Buckinghamshire, UK) has learnt to shout loudly at her humans as they approach since they have a tendency to stand on her when she is lying in the hall or at the top of the stairs in the dark.

Molly (Washington State, USA) would like to issue the following statement to her human: ‘I will sit on your essay, and you will pet me.’ Following up on this, Cat News can confirm the essay was about ‘boring human things’.