All the ways cats argue
Pippin (BC, Canada) very sweetly came and asked his human for snacks at lunchtime, sitting on their desk and patiently waiting for them to be ready to feed him. The plan was nearly perfect. Unfortunately humans can talk to each other, and the human was warned that he had already been fed.
Molly (Greater London, UK) likes lying on a heated mat. There are two heated mats, one for each cat. She especially likes lying on Max's mat. The mats are identical, but she takes every opportunity to steal his.
Marseille (Chișinău, Moldova) completely vanished the moment she detected the faintest hint that her human was going to take her outside in her cat backpack. The idea was she might get to see snow for the first time, but she went from meowing all day and being a lap cat to being silent and hidden. Her human was very spooked and hunted everywhere for her. Eventually she was found behind their clothes in the closet drawer.
Whatever the humans were eating, it smelled like fish, and Rom (Cambridgeshire, UK) was very certain he would like some. He decided to loudly let his humans know this for as long as he could still smell it (which was quite some time).
Mihee (Seoul, South Korea) is an excellent guardcat and likes to stand on the doormat, between her human and the dangers outside. Unless she's actually there to make sure her human doesn't leave. Either way, she is doing a good job.
Tigger-Tiger (Massachusetts, USA) had to endure a visit from his vet for which his breakfast was laden with drugs. Blood was drawn after much poking and being unceremoniously wrapped in a towel despite his protests. Thankfully he escaped soon after the ordeal to his lovely perch by the back window where he curled up into a ball and covered his eyes with one paw. He is going to file a complaint with his human staff and expects extra treats and plentiful cuddles.
Janey (Manitoba, Canada) was offered some new treats lately. She was not impressed at all, and refused to even consider eating such awful tributes.
Mighty Tony (California, USA) has shown his divine power and thrown down one the gods of old. Aphrodite/Venus is no more.
Q (BC, Canada) is not allowed to stand or sit on the keyboard. No one had told him he can't sit on and claim the mouse yet though.
Lydia's (Greater London, UK) human has been in the wrong room all day. This has been a great annoyance for her, and she has had to grumpily guard the doorway in case they aren't safe in there.
