Bumble (Buckinghamshire,UK) knows the sounds birds make when she is outside and has been practicing her imitations of them. She can now make a bird danger call when she goes into the garden and warn them of her coming.

Oreo (Birmingham, UK) sometimes mischievous, always cute is pleased to report that he has been extremely good recently. He has managed to keep mischief to a minimum and has kept healthy boundaries with his humans. As long as he continues to get many extra treats, gifts and surprises, he thinks he will keep it up… for now.

After many years of living in peace, Platon (Pays de la Loire, France) was surprised to find his human had brought home a wildly energetic black kitten. Reluctantly, but bravely, he has stepped up as mentor and ninja-trainer for Confucius, who looks to be shaping up as fierce minipanther

Pippin (BC, Canada) has somehow learnt how to open the blinds by pulling on the drawstring. It wakes his humans up instantaneously too.

This morning, Yogi (Buckinghamshire, UK) did not get breakfast. Instead he got bundled into a cat carrier and taken to the vet for a tooth removal. Seeing this, Bumble loudly demanded food from anyone even remotely near the kitchen lest she too miss out.

Snowy (Ontario, Canada) caught a dragonfly today, and she won’t shut up about it.

In a rare interview, Bowie (Pennsylvania, USA) announces, 'I came. I saw. I ekked'. Witnesses say the ekking was ekkcellent.

Yogi (Buckinghamshire, UK) was surprised to find the cat flap blocked off. Undeterred, he forced himself through the barrier and discovered his humans had added an entire room! Unfortunately, he was unable to get back out and spent the night walking in circles and leaving pawprints in the newly poured floor.

Lola (Lancashire, UK) no longer wants to play with the green string. She is done with it. In fact, she now needs to take on the very important job of ignoring it.

One of the humans was leaving early today, which gave Pippin (BC, Canada) the opportunity to pull off a marvelous bamboozle. Making sure to ask both humans for food, successfully led to two breakfasts for Pippin. He would definitely try it again.

Eric (Buckinghamshire, UK) politely but loudly requests permission to enter his human’s bedroom, despite the door being ajar. He can then walk around it on his nightly prowl, and immediately leave once his human has acknowledged his presence.

Bumble and Yogi (Buckinghamshire, UK) are both convinced that their human gives the other cat better food than them despite being told that it is the same. They take any opportunity to eat from the other's food dish.

Falafel (Ontario, Canada) has been giving his human tips on how to conduct Zoom calls. The camera is always best knocked onto the desk, and left showing a close up of Falafel’s feet.

Walter (New York, USA) recommends standing on a human’s chest and poking their face as an effective means of waking them up at 6am. This ensures there is no chance they can forget your breakfast.

Newton (Oregon, USA) was surprised today to discover that he was, suddenly, awake. Obviously he loudly let everyone know.

It turns out the large bang in the kitchen was Pippin (BC, Canada) knocking over his plastic jar of treats. Regretfully, it did not burst open. New plans are being drawn up.

Dongdong (Seoul, South Korea) has knocked over her human’s favourite plant, getting soil everywhere. She now thinks the floor is too dirty.

On noticing his human take a break from writing their novel, Oatcake (North Carolina, USA) has decided to offer them some help. Drawing on his literary expertise he added: “kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk…” for many pages.

Whenever Prufrock (Wyoming, USA) stretches, his humans say ‘wow, such long legs! We will enter you into the Long Leg Competition!” He has been practicing every day for four years and looks forward to competing against all the cats with lesser legs, whenever that may be.

Ravioli (California, USA) has claimed the office chair. Her human will have to kneel to use the computer instead.