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Taking It For A Spin

A cartoon of a tuxedo cat asleep in a green office chair.

Gala (Alberta, Canada) has been sleeping in their human's green office chair.

A Night Thirst

A cartoon of an orange cat lapping at a glass of water.

The humans have caught Voltaire (Saskatchewan, Canada) drinking for the glasses of water they put on the bedside table in case they are thirsty in the night. He doesn't really get why this is an issue. The humans are concerned about how long this has been going on.

Time Keeping

A cartoon of a black cat licking his lips happily next to a bowl of food.

Sammy (BC, Canada) was very happy to get his breakfast a whole hour early this weekend. His humans are clearly confused, but he wasn't going to correct them. Little does he know this may never happen again.

Rewind

A cartoon of a tabby and white Maine Coon cat sitting on a TV remote.

Pippin (BC, Canada) does not know what all the fuss over him sitting on the remote is about. Sure, the movie jumped back to the start, but the humans should be paying attention to him anyway, not some silly film.

Twisted Not Evil

A cartoon of a dark grey cat sleeping in a twisted position.

While he always walks around like he is up to no good, Bernard (Ontario, Canada) does not actually seem to have any malicious intent, probably. Maybe in his dreams. When he sleeps he is twisted, but not evil.

Comfy Slippers

A cartoon of a tabby cat happily sitting on a person's slippered feet.

The human did not go to work one day recently, so Janey (Manitoba, Canada) got hang out with them. She happily took the chance to settle down on their slippers.

News Dump

A cartoon of a cream-coloured cat marching and meowing.

Bagel (BC, Canada) has a big announcement to make. He has been shouting very loudly so everyone in the house gets the message. It is vitally important that everyone, everywhere, drop what they are doing and come watch him poop.

A Green Thumb

A cartoon of a black cat batting at some potted plants.

Sammy (BC, Canada) is quite a fan of the new potted plants. He likes to jump up and paw at them, to make sure they are still all in good order.

Lies, lies, lies

A cartoon of a very hopeful looking tabby and white cat.

Pippin (BC, Canada) very sweetly came and asked his human for snacks at lunchtime, sitting on their desk and patiently waiting for them to be ready to feed him. The plan was nearly perfect. Unfortunately humans can talk to each other, and the human was warned that he had already been fed.

Cassiel the chemical warfare cat strikes again!

A cartoon of a polydactly black cat licking its paw, surrounded by stink clouds.

Cassiel (Ontario, Canada), despite eating the same things as all the other cats, produces intermittent rounds of chemical warfare, and is somehow the only creature not affected!

Previous Cassiel stories are here:

https://cat-news.news/2025/08/10/something-to-sniff-at/

https://cat-news.news/2025/06/28/a-stare-from-the-stairs/