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No Returns

A cartoon of a black cat holding a computer mouse protectively.

Doug (Somerset, UK) does not intend to use the computer, but he also does not wish for his human to use it. He has made it very clear he will not be returning the mouse.

Unbearably cute

A cartoon of a cream and grey cat wearing a very cute little bear hat.

Honey (BC, Canada) is not sure if she is a little bear, or a little cat. She’s curious and would like to find out.

Going Crackers

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Noodles (Washington State, USA) has seemingly gotten a taste for Ritz crackers, and while his human was out he broke into the pantry and extracted a mini sleeve from the box. He then gnawed on it for some time, perforating and crushing a half dozen crackers.

Too Busy

A cartoon of a sleeping orange cat.

The humans went outdoors today, and that was just exhausting for Tom (Ontario, Canada). He is done for the day. Too much happened. Now he must sleep.

Marley And Meals

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Marley (Oxfordshire, UK) advises you to take a break from the human news, and instead consider whether a cat… like Marley maybe… could instead have an early dinner right now.

TT’s Tips on Keeping Your Human Staff Fit

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Among Tigger-Tiger’s (Massachusetts, USA) many duties as benevolent boss to his human staff is to act as their personal trainer via demonstration and example such as rolling around and doing flips all whilst purring loudly.

BREAKING NEWS!

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In a bold midnight operation, Miranda (Lombardy, Italy) obliterated a ceramic vase containing a lovely bunch of flowers, displaying zero visible remorse at her humans’ nocturnal shock and awe. Further updates as the situation develops.

Mystery Liquid

A cartoon of a tabby and white cat licking at a glass of water.

Bonnie (North Yorkshire, UK) would very much like to know what her human is drinking, and whether it tastes good. It is just water though. She knows what water tastes like.

Blanket Claims

A cartoon of a white cat fast asleep on a green and a blue blanket.

There are many blankets on the sofa, but Lydia (Greater London, UK) has decided to claim all of them. She is happily sitting dead centre in the middle.

Sofa Secrets

A cartoon of a black cat playing with a small ball.

The humans went and fished a cat toy from under the sofa. Who knows how long it was under there. Sammy (BC, Canada) is overjoyed to have his ball back though.