Wally (Greater London, UK) is surprised to discover that books keep re-appearing on the shelves. He has resolved to redouble his efforts to knock them on the floor where they are easier for his human to read.
Completely Floored
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Gadget Guardian
After many minutes searching, it was discovered that Sassje (West Netherlands, Netherlands) was sitting on her human’s phone all this time. It is now nice and warm.
Loud vs Lazy
Today, Pippin (BC, Canada) was very disappointed to see his humans were having a lie in. He was forced to entertain himself by loudly rolling a ball with a little bell in it around the bathtub.
The Pet is Mightier Than the Pen
Molly (Washington State, USA) would like to issue the following statement to her human: ‘I will sit on your essay, and you will pet me.’ Following up on this, Cat News can confirm the essay was about ‘boring human things’.
Who needs Rules?
On playing a new board game, Baloo (Auckland, New Zealand) helpfully sat on the instructions as a memory test for his humans. Many new rules were invented as a result.
A Matter Of Time
Of the recent guests into his home, Pippin (BC, Canada) decided to get closest to the one with a cat allergy. Medicine only lasts so long.
Deep Impact
Latte (Seoul, South Korea) is a big boy now. He still believes he is a kitten though, and leaps onto his human’s stomach as though he weighed nothing.
The Party Never Dies
Despite being Mayor for only a day, Manny (Pennsylvania, USA) celebrated all week with his online kitty friends. The pawty included a giveaway, an Instagram Live with the mayor himself, a special sticker sale, and a pawty favor: an ebook written by Manny! The pawty ended on Manny’s fifth adoptaversary!
Damned Responsibility
House panther Manny Halloween Cat (Pennsylvania, USA) was given the honor of being the Mayor of Hell for the day on 7/27/22. This particular Hell is located in Michigan, so Manny fulfilled his mayoral duties remotely from the east coast. He passed a ruling that, for that day, it was mandatory for cat owners to give their cats all-they-can-eat treats.
Drinking Habits
Every morning Bumble (Buckinghamshire, UK) sits in the kitchen sink and demands that her human turns the tap on just enough for her to have a drink. Her human has bought a cat fountain with a little tap that continually spouts water. It may be pretty but Bumble knows which tap she gets her water from and she isn't changing her habits for anyone.