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Bumble and Yogi (Buckinghamshire, UK) are both convinced that their human gives the other cat better food than them despite being told that it is the same. They take any opportunity to eat from the other's food dish.

Eric (Buckinghamshire, UK) politely but loudly requests permission to enter his human’s bedroom, despite the door being ajar. He can then walk around it on his nightly prowl, and immediately leave once his human has acknowledged his presence.

Falafel (Ontario, Canada) has been giving his human tips on how to conduct Zoom calls. The camera is always best knocked onto the desk, and left showing a close up of Falafel’s feet.

Walter (New York, USA) recommends standing on a human’s chest and poking their face as an effective means of waking them up at 6am. This ensures there is no chance they can forget your breakfast.

Dongdong (Seoul, South Korea) has knocked over her human’s favourite plant, getting soil everywhere. She now thinks the floor is too dirty.

It turns out the large bang in the kitchen was Pippin (BC, Canada) knocking over his plastic jar of treats. Regretfully, it did not burst open. New plans are being drawn up.

Newton (Oregon, USA) was surprised today to discover that he was, suddenly, awake. Obviously he loudly let everyone know.

On noticing his human take a break from writing their novel, Oatcake (North Carolina, USA) has decided to offer them some help. Drawing on his literary expertise he added: “kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk…” for many pages.

Whenever Prufrock (Wyoming, USA) stretches, his humans say ‘wow, such long legs! We will enter you into the Long Leg Competition!” He has been practicing every day for four years and looks forward to competing against all the cats with lesser legs, whenever that may be.

Ravioli (California, USA) has claimed the office chair. Her human will have to kneel to use the computer instead.