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The humans cannot believe it. Lydia (Greater London, UK) has completely vanished. One minute she was sniffing around in the corner, near the flowerpot and now she is no-where to be seen.
The humans were doing the very annoying thing of moving the furniture around, so Pippin (BC, Canada) very helpfully decided to pitch in. He rode the big yellow armchair all the way down the stairs.
This is just a gentle reminder from Cat News to take a break, and go and hang out with your cat for a bit! Especially those of you who might have been overdosing on the Human News lately (ok, I admit it, this is really a message for the Cat News Editor to themselves). Life is for spending with things that cause you joy, not just binging on horror.
Peanut (West Sussex, UK) is always a quiet cat. In fact his humans don’t always know he is in the same room as them. They just turn around and there he is. Peanut is here.
Gwen (New York State, USA) is too tired to play, but also too playful to sleep. She instead is just sulking and periodically complaining to her humans as she struggles to keep her eyes open.
The birds were out and singing today, so Pasta (Wicklow, Ireland) was singing back to them. It is not clear if the birds appreciated this accompaniment or not.
Terciel (Ontario, Canada), being a proper gentleman, sits tidily in front of his human, and wills a piece of goat brochette into his mouth.
There are new curtains in the bedroom and Pippin (BC, Canada) absolutely loves them. He loves them so much he wants to murder them.
Tess (Renfrewshire, Scotland) likes to be brushed, but only if she is free to groom her human at the same time. It must be a two way exchange.
Cat News believes in supporting cats who are making important cultural contributions, so we are happy to report that Taters (California, USA) has been nominated for a Webby Award for his contributions at NASA. Cats are important internet ambassadors and it is nice to see them recognised. You can vote for him here: https://vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/2025/video-film/general-video-film/events-live-streams You can see our report on his work here: https://www.cat-news.news/mainfeed/taters-from-space
Doug (Somerset, UK) does not intend to use the computer, but he also does not wish for his human to use it. He has made it very clear he will not be returning the mouse.
Honey (BC, Canada) is not sure if she is a little bear, or a little cat. She’s curious and would like to find out.
Noodles (Washington State, USA) has seemingly gotten a taste for Ritz crackers, and while his human was out he broke into the pantry and extracted a mini sleeve from the box. He then gnawed on it for some time, perforating and crushing a half dozen crackers.
Marley (Oxfordshire, UK) advises you to take a break from the human news, and instead consider whether a cat… like Marley maybe… could instead have an early dinner right now.
Among Tigger-Tiger’s (Massachusetts, USA) many duties as benevolent boss to his human staff is to act as their personal trainer via demonstration and example such as rolling around and doing flips all whilst purring loudly.
In a bold midnight operation, Miranda (Lombardy, Italy) obliterated a ceramic vase containing a lovely bunch of flowers, displaying zero visible remorse at her humans’ nocturnal shock and awe. Further updates as the situation develops.
Bonnie (North Yorkshire, UK) would very much like to know what her human is drinking, and whether it tastes good. It is just water though. She knows what water tastes like.
There are many blankets on the sofa, but Lydia (Greater London, UK) has decided to claim all of them. She is happily sitting dead centre in the middle.