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Zac (Yorkshire, UK) has been training very hard. He is looking to fill the goalkeeper position if GB ever stands up a National Cat Football Team.

Doug (Somerset, UK) is, in theory, a very camouflaged cat, especially at night. Unfortunately his humans think this may have made him somewhat complacent, and his recent hiding places have not been very thought through. Hiding under a cushion is not quite enough to disappear.

Pippin (BC, Canada) is very excited to report that he found a bug in the house. He did nothing except watch it carefully, because he literally wouldn't hurt a fly (but he would hurt a person's feet).

The Christmas cards must be written, and predictably, Fae (Greater London, UK) is extremely invested in making the process something of an obstacle course. Cat News has received no information about whether the task was completed.

Steely (West Sussex, UK) thinks it is very important for everyone to know he is a lion. He proves this by posing magnificently on the arm of the sofa.

Pippin (BC, Canada) was very interested to explore a doughnut bag, and managed to get it stuck on his head. He was quickly saved from this situation by his very amused humans, but then decided to stick his head back in a second time.

Tony (California, USA) decided to go for a swim in the water dish and got water all over the kitchen floor. All the cats of the Black Cat Ranch stood around the spreading pool water looking at it in complete shock and despair. They were all upset that their paws got wet, except Tony, who was wet on all four legs.

Bonnie (West Sussex, UK) would like to remind all cats out there to make sure your human's hands are clean when they gives you treats. Lick them thoroughly to remove any crumbs.

No one knows how she did it, but Henrietta (Alberta, Canada) somehow freed a toilet roll from the holder in the washroom. She left it full of teeth marks.

Beatrice (Québec, Canada) is definitely not licking crumbs off of the dinner table. She is not a scavenger, she is a very sophisticated house cat with good manners (while the humans are watching).