Tony (California, USA) decided to go for a swim in the water dish and got water all over the kitchen floor. All the cats of the Black Cat Ranch stood around the spreading pool water looking at it in complete shock and despair. They were all upset that their paws got wet, except Tony, who was wet on all four legs.
Tigger-Tiger (Massachusetts, USA) had to endure a visit from his vet for which his breakfast was laden with drugs. Blood was drawn after much poking and being unceremoniously wrapped in a towel despite his protests. Thankfully he escaped soon after the ordeal to his lovely perch by the back window where he curled up into a ball and covered his eyes with one paw. He is going to file a complaint with his human staff and expects extra treats and plentiful cuddles.
It's been extremely rainy lately, but Webbly (Washington State, USA) sees no problem with just walking into the house dripping wet and leaving water everywhere.
Mighty Tony (California, USA) has shown his divine power and thrown down one the gods of old. Aphrodite/Venus is no more.
The cat food was delivered, and Genie (California, USA) is so happy about it that she immediately climbed into the box and is sitting on the cans.
Betty (Maine, USA) was on the hunt for adventure, and decided the best place to find it was behind the couch cushions. Couch chaos is the best.
Miss Muffin (Oregon, USA) is a very happy cat. She is especially happy today because she managed to steal a sock right off of her human's foot!
Maggie (California, USA) has formally announced that it's time for treats. She made the announcement by staring intently at her owner for some time, then meowing repeatedly when he didn't get the hint. Treats will now be distributed.
Note: speculative image, as Cat News does not know Maggie's coat colours.
For her own reasons, Minerva (Vermont, USA) threw herself under one of the blankets in the bedroom, and proceeded to shimmy across the bed in it like a worm. It is possible she was just trying to get out the other side, but it is also possible she just thought it was fun.
Genie's (California, USA) human finally came home after being out for literally hours. She came running up, tail raised high and fluffy, to happily meow a greeting as they returned. She is a fantastic greeter.
